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runmonsterun:

I would have done more but if the dwindling progression in quality doesn’t speak for itself… Just a few of the batkids as lanterns (     / _> \) I will try to do more when my mojo comes back…

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talkeramongwriters:

[He pulls out the pair of thin, durable gloves, ‘ooo’ing and trying one on. Dick squeezes his hand into a fist a few times to test it, then smiles over at the boy.]

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    These are great, Damian.

Of course. As if I would allow for anything less than my standards.

{He studies the gloved hand for a good moment before nodding curtly and returning to his bowl of now soggy corn flakes.} 

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undyingsymbol:

thesnarkiestwonder:

"—One of the bikes were apparently customized without the so called owner’s consent.” 

        “A robbery, then?”

"It appears Drake’s bike is currently missing a tire." 

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vxgilante started following you

It is only acceptable to not knock when we are in the field. 

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talkeramongwriters:

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[He looks from Damian down to the package, pulling off the plain wrapping.]

     Is it a puppy? Ha.

Do you enjoy your canines dismembered and deceased? Because not even the smallest puppy could fit into that box. 

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Satire is simply quality entertainment. 

posted on February 11th

itakesuggestions:

thesnarkiestwonder:

"It is because I am perfect that allows me to understand how common sense works with personal hygiene.” He narrowed his eyes at the other man. “And please. Do not think I will simply forget that you haven’t done as I said. Not all of us enjoy living like a pig.”

Terry snorted. “If I’m you’re idea of a pig then you have a couple lessons to learn. Try a night on the streets, I made it out lucky.”

"Again, I do not intend to live like one especially if I do not need to. And even if the circumstances mean an option like the manor is out, then there are other ways to still be clean and not a slob.”

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itakesuggestions:

thesnarkiestwonder:

Deadpanned, Damian reiterates himself. “Parasites and bacterial infections or viruses can serve to be potentially fatal. Most of them can be found in every day areas and objects including dirt and a door knob.” A finger is imperiously pointed at Terry’s hands and then at the bathroom door. 

"Wash. Or you are not entering my sanctuary." 

"Don’t tell me the perfect Damian Wayne is a germaphobe." Terry smirked leaning on the wall.

"It is because I am perfect that allows me to understand how common sense works with personal hygiene.” He narrowed his eyes at the other man. “And please. Do not think I will simply forget that you haven’t done as I said. Not all of us enjoy living like a pig.”

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itakesuggestions:

"So what? I’m supposed to wash my hands after every time I touch something?" Terry shrugged. "Sorry Dami, I’m not that clean."

Deadpanned, Damian reiterates himself. “Parasites and bacterial infections or viruses can serve to be potentially fatal. Most of them can be found in every day areas and objects including dirt and a door knob.” A finger is imperiously pointed at Terry’s hands and then at the bathroom door. 

"Wash. Or you are not entering my sanctuary." 

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